Balneus

Australian Lefty on Politics, Governance, Science and Info Management

If Moses had a mobile phone…

Posted by Dave Bath on 2009-06-04


Hat-tipping McSweeney’s:

…and the following lines are hardly less open to misinterpretation than the standard version.

  1. no1 b4 me. srsly.
  2. dnt wrshp pix/idols
  3. no omg’s
  4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
  5. pos ok – ur m&d r cool
  6. dnt kill ppl
  7. :-X only w/ m8
  8. dnt steal
  9. dnt lie re: bf
  10. dnt ogle ur bf’s m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.

M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.
ttyl, JHWH.
ps. wwjd?

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One Response to “If Moses had a mobile phone…”

  1. Harold Oigfh said

    Balneus…………thats a cool name……….

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