If Moses had a mobile phone…
Posted by Dave Bath on 2009-06-04
…and the following lines are hardly less open to misinterpretation than the standard version.
- no1 b4 me. srsly.
- dnt wrshp pix/idols
- no omg’s
- no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
- pos ok – ur m&d r cool
- dnt kill ppl
- :-X only w/ m8
- dnt steal
- dnt lie re: bf
- dnt ogle ur bf’s m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.
M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.